I am not happy with this costume at all by the way, but I needed a change so I made do with what I had. I did two numbers, the other one was so fraught with technical issues, I haven't posted it anywhere. Not my fault and I soldiered through, but it doesn't show either myself or the venue to great effect.
So, you get this one! :) Introduction by the incomparable Sadie von Scrumptious, music recorded by Michael Nicholas Williams, lyrics by me, the rest is down to Constance!